My tweets

• Thu, 16:33: Theory: A rival department is subtly sabotaging us by ensuring that there's always something vexatiously noisy happening outside our office.
• Thu, 16:37: Service: For a fee, we create a constant variety of plausibly innocent yet deeply vexing noises outside your rivals' offices #disruption
• Thu, 19:46: RT @gideondefoe: (Bob) https://t.co/rcoywnCYZu
• Thu, 22:20: RT @TheOnion: ‘Seek Funding’ Step Added To Scientific Method https://t.co/zouJDt5p2d https://t.co/0qWAvfFhNB
• Thu, 22:25: RT @philmann: Don't be fooled - orca whales are just penguins set to widescreen 16:9 instead of the usual 4:3.
• Thu, 22:37: RT @custardgannet: All the Smaug things Fire Cash Big wings
• Thu, 22:43: RT @ericallenhatch: Celebrities who follow zero accounts need to get on Haruki Murakami's level https://t.co/ZjNdljpX1e
• Thu, 22:46: RT @michael_raphone: use laser vision to destroy the baby. do not allow the baby to manipulate you into using laser vision on others http:/…
• Thu, 23:25: RT @cox_tom: I can always tell when one of my cats has been up to no good because they try a little bit too hard to look casual. http://t.c…
• Fri, 08:35: RT @i_eat_fruit: interviewer: whats ur greatest weakness? me: im vague interviewer: can u elaborate? me: yeah

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