My tweets

• Sat, 11:07: RT @OnionPolitics: Socialism Vs. Capitalism: A side-by-side comparison https://t.co/qPhqXDBdSV https://t.co/aASPeIo4Qb
• Sat, 11:09: RT @_Enanem_: It's with a heavy heart that I tell you this now… I've just stolen some stuff from a whale autopsy.
• Sat, 11:19: RT @MooseAllain: When I proposed to my wife at the duck farm I got down on one knee.
• Sat, 11:20: RT @DJHbutterflies: Alien eggs hatching in the new forest: the wonderfully weird Devil's Fingers https://t.co/wiFeYr22vO
• Sat, 11:47: RT @mallelis: wanted to make sure you guys saw these old German drawings of sick horses https://t.co/iJrG2sTpvm
• Sat, 12:00: RT @ThePatanoiac: Police lights alternate between blue and red to prevent criminals from escaping by becoming two-dimensional.