My tweets

• Wed, 17:56: I've stopped Kickstarting games… but this one's about growing the prettiest tree to attract tiny picky tree spirits: https://t.co/PMG12riv3y
• Thu, 07:57: RT @_Enanem_: I just bought my wife a riot shield and baton for Xmas. I thought I'd get em early, you know… to beat the crowds.
• Thu, 08:22: RT @aedison: “But Doctor, I AM Ozymandias, King of kings, look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!”
• Thu, 09:11: RT @uncoolestgirl: weird how selfies are narcissistic when men literally had portraits painted of them in dressing gowns to show how long t…
• Thu, 09:17: RT @redstatist: teacher: your child won't stop yelling "this is bourgeois propaganda" in social studies me: have you tried not teaching bou…