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Wed, 12:30: Google Hangouts now auto-corrects :/ to 😕, leaving me unable to represent the wry/pensive/uncertain half-smile that is my *main face* :(
Wed, 20:57: RT @ka_bradley: making a good joke on twitter but no one likes it so you make a thread explaining it bc you're exasperated by your joke-bro…
Wed, 20:57: RT @DreamboatSlim: All that once was directly lived has become mere representation. https://t.co/Xl1YojDDTT
Wed, 21:06: RT @Rollmaninoz: Me: More fur & these cute little whisk- Police Sketch artist: you're describing a cat Me: please his birthday is today &…
Wed, 21:14: RT @jojubs: @TwopTwips BECOME a media expert on Brexit by simply repeating "well, nobody really knows" whenever you're asked a question.
Wed, 21:18: RT @tomwhoscontrary: The EU's legal director is actually called Hubert Legal. We're fucked. https://t.co/isL7C7yWKL
Thu, 06:11: RT @RobAlderson: This is the best freelance copywriter's homepage you'll see today (via @PojoLoco) https://t.co/2ywPxvi0mZ
Thu, 06:11: RT @happybirthtime: Happy Birthtime to hump having FERGIE! 64 today! Happy Birthtime Fergie! Birdseye Peas! https://t.co/YdRM2wbyZt
Thu, 06:17: RT @Unnamedinsider: "And that is why I have decided to accept an invitation to become Angela Merkel's cat" #Article50 https://t.co/uYIQQm43…
Thu, 06:20: RT @stavvers: Honestly tho, I can't think of a better metaphor for brexit than an upside down flag stuck to some wheelie bins https://t.co/…

Thu, 06:37: RT @MicroSFF: The mermaid studied the sailor's tattoo. "Why has she no blubber? She'd freeze to death!" "But she's cute." She let him sink.…
Thu, 06:47: RT @awwcuteness: 10/10 perfect form https://t.co/ijVRTSkspH
Thu, 06:48: RT @catclick: LIKE https://t.co/33QmXLs2OU
Thu, 07:03: RT @SpeakComedy: "Why don't you open up to people?" Me: https://t.co/zYLLGikECd
Thu, 07:13: RT @muminuh: this gif never fails to brighten up my day https://t.co/S8mddqcWe7
Thu, 07:21: RT @sirosenbaum: I can't tell you how much fun I had writing this piece for @NYMag: https://t.co/5O68S1s1le
Thu, 07:52: RT @jfruh: "i wish i could innovate and create jobs, but there's a federal rule saying i can't kill a hibernating bear" -the next steve job…
Thu, 07:52: RT @malki: I've changed my mind. Spare humanity from destruction https://t.co/YP59J7PlSs
Thu, 07:58: RT @JohnMcCarten: lol dude buys a literal robot slave that is incapable of disobeying him and is immediately owned by it https://t.co/l1rJ1…
Thu, 07:59: RT @Histreepix: A bull taunts a man for his inability to comprehend the world without the violent subjugation of it. Madrid, 1998. https://…

Thu, 08:56: RT @Aquarion: 1. The kind of person who can extrapolate the rest of the joke from the middle line.

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