My tweets

• Thu, 23:24: RT @Alakaiser: look I'm sure a female clinton presidency can be okay, but it's going to ruin my childhood memories of the original clinton…
• Fri, 08:21: RT @ClickHole: How Well Do You Know This Quiz? https://t.co/Afuyr8Ze9I https://t.co/8oqcrPL7DJ
• Fri, 08:24: RT @studiesincrap: all-female reboot plz https://t.co/KVpYCKmZfh
• Fri, 08:24: RT @TheOnion: Actual Problem A Nice Change Of Pace For Anxious Man https://t.co/7ndnsoJIMu https://t.co/XcuCYHPGeB
• Fri, 08:25: RT @rolldiggity: Me: "Knock knock." You: Who's th-- *blade passes through the door and impales your chest* Me: [whispers] "Jokes have made…