My tweets

• Wed, 16:14: Last night at the pub, I mis-heard "two-headed goat" as "two-headed Gove". Today: this. Sorry. #EUref https://t.co/j4YwEJS5kG
• Wed, 22:28: RT @SoVeryBritish: "I've been better" - Translation: I've never been worse
• Wed, 22:31: RT @ClickHole: "This would never have happened to me if I didn’t have a penis." https://t.co/6CfGk98Erc https://t.co/q7pu8QlIlc
• Thu, 06:50: RT @RogerQuimbly: Odd way of announcing the new Doctor Who. https://t.co/xVEpqjqiSY
• Thu, 13:38: Working with some pretty disturbing data from devices which are measuring atmospheric particulate matter in China…