My tweets

• Sun, 18:15: RT @cox_tom: It's so weird and wrong when ebooks cost more than actual books. Like charging more for an air guitar than a guitar.
• Mon, 06:26: RT @TwopTwips: DIGNITAS. Boost sales by installing clinics with a "Buy it Now" option just past the 3/4 point in every IKEA branch. (via @B…
• Mon, 06:36: RT @lucyprebblish: *strokes your face* *loses interest when it doesn't scroll down*
• Mon, 06:39: RT @timescanner: As Van Gogh's vision got yellower he had to add more yellow to his paint so he could see it. That's what our culture is do…
• Mon, 11:05: RT @Glitter_brawl: The origin story of my chest bruising is so ridiculous that my colleagues have genuinely just assumed it's a sex injury.
• Mon, 11:05: RT @Glitter_brawl: The truth: I lost my shit over a spider crab in an aquarium, ran to look at it, tripped, and my chest landed on a fibreg…