My tweets

• Sat, 12:51: RT @wikisext: sext: i softly define myself with my clean and elegant look...you keep your promiscuity to your minimum
• Sat, 13:14: RT @arealliveghost: sext: I'm gonna feed you hulk fingers until you win a Jeep http://t.co/C5mB8eABcO
• Sat, 13:25: RT @sageboggs: boss: you're fired mime: why boss: mime: oh right
• Sat, 13:39: RT @wondermarkfeed: "It's pretty serious. Your dongle's totally rebooted." // #1117; The Computer Mechanic http://t.co/1jpxoCbogV http://t.…
• Sat, 16:32: My sister took this photo & sent it to me because she thought I'd find it funny. So childish. So correct. http://t.co/cznAobOWcQ
• Sun, 09:01: RT @_Enanem_: - Ok, now you knock the end one down and all the rest topple over. - I think perhaps there's been a mistake… I ordered a Dom…
• Sun, 09:03: RT @govindajeggy: My favourite Indian restaurant now has a set menu. Think I'll try the tandoori badger
• Sun, 09:13: RT @The_MartiniGirl: Its like my coworkers don't get how gifted I really am in sarcasm.
• Sun, 10:26: RT @disappointment: As they began to play Ooky Spooky, little did the teenagers realise the horde of shit ghosts they were summoning http:/…
• Sun, 10:34: RT @Phastin: The secret backstory of The Lord of the Rings: Gandalf is trying to get an achievement for taking the Ring to Mordor using on…