Sharing is caring.

Perhaps it's a bad reason to break my silence of so many months, or perhaps it's the best reason of all - I have something that I want to share:
If you search Google for '"charlton heston" lemon jelly man', you get exactly one context ad:

Is Your Partner Away?
Genuine adult contacts all over the
UK looking for real no-strings sex
www.SDate.co.uk

That, I think we can all agree, is Not Right.