My tweets

• Wed, 12:30: Google Hangouts now auto-corrects :/ to 😕, leaving me unable to represent the wry/pensive/uncertain half-smile that is my *main face* :(
• Wed, 20:57: RT @ka_bradley: making a good joke on twitter but no one likes it so you make a thread explaining it bc you're exasperated by your joke-bro…
• Wed, 20:57: RT @DreamboatSlim: All that once was directly lived has become mere representation. https://t.co/Xl1YojDDTT
• Wed, 21:06: RT @Rollmaninoz: Me: More fur & these cute little whisk- Police Sketch artist: you're describing a cat Me: please his birthday is today &…
• Wed, 21:14: RT @jojubs: @TwopTwips BECOME a media expert on Brexit by simply repeating "well, nobody really knows" whenever you're asked a question.
• Wed, 21:18: RT @tomwhoscontrary: The EU's legal director is actually called Hubert Legal. We're fucked. https://t.co/isL7C7yWKL
• Thu, 06:11: RT @RobAlderson: This is the best freelance copywriter's homepage you'll see today (via @PojoLoco) https://t.co/2ywPxvi0mZ
• Thu, 06:11: RT @happybirthtime: Happy Birthtime to hump having FERGIE! 64 today! Happy Birthtime Fergie! Birdseye Peas! https://t.co/YdRM2wbyZt
• Thu, 06:17: RT @Unnamedinsider: "And that is why I have decided to accept an invitation to become Angela Merkel's cat" #Article50 https://t.co/uYIQQm43…
• Thu, 06:20: RT @stavvers: Honestly tho, I can't think of a better metaphor for brexit than an upside down flag stuck to some wheelie bins https://t.co/…

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