My tweets

• Wed, 16:24: RT @robmanuel: It would be a service to everyone to RT this daily at 11pm https://t.co/itwrrJ6ZMH
• Wed, 16:24: RT @CuspOfPleasure: Polyanna (n) - One who is excessively cheerful and optimistic about their multiple romantic relationships
• Wed, 19:50: RT @FoodPit: Mornington Croissant, Camden. Baffling breakfast bar. Ask for a coffee and a roll, and all the other customers go "oooh" and s…
• Wed, 19:50: RT @thedailymash: Towns with best 'quality of life' all sound shit https://t.co/3yh6fJR8xW https://t.co/sP9Kd0mpAH
• Wed, 19:52: RT @stevevsninjas: Living things always evolve defenses. Every rose has its thorn. Even cowboys utilize a sad, sad, song to kill or paralyz…
• Wed, 19:53: RT @TragicAllyHere: Someone: calm down Me: *is instantly calm and soothed* omg thank you
• Wed, 19:58: RT @regisdrumpan: Oh yeah? US waiter: whaddya want on your pizza? US guy: extra pizza & a burrito & eggs US waiter: good choice sir *both d…
• Wed, 19:59: RT @Home_Halfway: Happy Ash Wednesday everyone https://t.co/Z6WtgeKsQv
• Wed, 20:51: RT @TwopTwips: SPAGHETTI HOOPS make ideal Alphabetti Spaghetti for monkeys. (via @Pundamentalism)
• Wed, 21:07: I disagree with the ratings, but the comments are fair… https://t.co/S5beNm6lKY

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