My tweets

• Thu, 08:56: RT @neville_park: This is a public service announcement. https://t.co/vpG5rTV9gP https://t.co/F91jAjEnNR
• Thu, 09:00: RT @thedailymash: If you’re being a tax haven we only really want London, say investors https://t.co/tjBsix3F8J https://t.co/XpPFdfguki
• Thu, 09:03: RT @reelmolesworth: much as old custardian oaf b. JOHNSON warns europ i also warn the incredibel HULK to hand over his diner money or i wil…
• Thu, 09:05: RT @AnxiousBatman: The man who invented PIN numbers and ATM machines has died. May he RIP in peace.
• Thu, 09:12: RT @existentialcoms: I feel like people who say "ignorance is bliss" have never been around ignorant people.
• Thu, 09:34: RT @torahhorse: theory: all youtubers exist in the same universe
• Thu, 09:35: RT @TwopTwips: GUIDE CATS are ideal for blind parkour enthusiasts. (via @joeheenan)
• Thu, 09:36: RT @InternetHippo: 1996: Why do they call the internet “the web” 20 years later, trapped & unable to leave: Oh
• Thu, 09:37: RT @TheOnion: ACA Enrollment Highest In States That Voted Trump https://t.co/xPCWBs2Zmm #WhatDoYouThink? https://t.co/Bgquv8SHVa