My tweets

• Mon, 20:24: RT @EmrgencyKittens: i cannot believe “if it fits, i sits” transcends boundaries in this way https://t.co/Arqjuui3gp
• Mon, 21:52: RT @wonderella: America's Top Model is FiveThirtyEight Polls-plus. #ElectionFinalThoughts
• Mon, 23:39: RT @jonholmes1: I'm following this instruction, but simply can't work out how they'd fit their wings and tail in the space. https://t.co/6I…
• Tue, 08:19: RT @DanMentos: “Hello, 911” Help I’m being murdered! “Can you put the murderer on please” what “Gotta hear both sides"
• Tue, 08:25: RT @girlonthenet: OMG The Fellatio Modification Project sounds like my exact cup of tea: https://t.co/JCFEExcrUu
• Tue, 08:28: RT @lukeoneil47: These subject lines from Trump emails sound like an absolutely fire Dashboard Confessional tracklist https://t.co/6OhFuL1Q…
• Tue, 11:35: Today I learned that, in our database system, e=0. No, it's only that letter. Yes, E=0 too. Yes, that makes e^iπ = -1 even more surprising.