My tweets

• Fri, 15:47: RT @SnoozeInBrief: Step aside, Hemingway. We finally have a sadder six-word story than "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." https://t.co/gtX…
• Fri, 15:47: RT @Dorianlynskey: My favourite Wilfred Owen poem is The Only Way This Could Get Worse Is If The England Football Team Didn't Wear Poppies…
• Fri, 15:50: RT @tinyjo: Millennials photosynthesise using the light from their camera flashes, I assume :) #theselfiediet @KSoltisAnderson https://t.co…
• Fri, 15:59: RT @ziyatong: This is a just cat playing a theremin. nbd. https://t.co/tVl52u2tBW
• Fri, 16:49: RT @direlog: ugh… hate to see politics and ideology ruined by politics and ideology… just let me enjoy my empty signifiers in peace!!!
• Fri, 16:50: RT @lukesurl: Statistically, it is much more likely we live in one of @NateSilver538's simulations than the real world. https://t.co/pNJ4Qp…
• Fri, 17:05: RT @Pundamentalism: Here's an election map if only people with egg avatars on Twitter were allowed to vote. https://t.co/5QHKwRoMAZ
• Fri, 17:09: RT @EndhooS: Scientists confirm that armadillos are a hoax - "they're just a bunch of rats covered in beer mats" said one visibly stoned l…