My tweets

• Sun, 16:05: RT @GaryDelaney: Young bird spotters often misidentify crows. It's a rookie mistake.
• Sun, 16:06: RT @lmorchard: Just yelled "WHAT THE FUCK" at some code. For some reason, my phone woke up & Google chimed in by reading the Wikipedia defi…
• Sun, 20:01: RT @studiesincrap: Jesus: Let he who is without sin -- Trump: You won't believe this stone I'm casting. Unbelievable stone.
• Sun, 20:05: RT @aardvarsk: People ask why Americans are so friendly. It's simple: if we don't have enough friends to crowdfund for us when we get sick,…
• Mon, 08:05: RT @EndhooS: I'm dangerous...like a narwhal in a hat shop
• Mon, 08:06: RT @TheOnion: SpaceX’s Plan To Colonize Mars https://t.co/EbFZvbQuIA https://t.co/BYo5HM9kVn
• Mon, 08:11: RT @juliagalef: HOW I TWEET: 1. My point, simplified to fit 140 chars 2. Wait no, I'm not saying... 3. Well of course [caveat] 4. Look, by…
• Mon, 08:12: RT @mattaukamp: One day, Donald Trump is going to look a reporter straight in the eyes on national TV and say "I never ran for President."
• Mon, 08:18: RT @GMPaiella: This has been the hardest test I've had to endure https://t.co/Eq53RBwDQT
• Mon, 08:22: RT @vineyille: Us was skeletons. It's fucked up. https://t.co/h1v6R6FyTT

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