My tweets

• Sat, 12:01: RT @danacbell: Old people hate selfies but also used to make their friends come over to their house to watch slideshow projections of their…
• Sat, 15:19: RT @studiesincrap: Me that time I played Skyrim https://t.co/sXaRB1n2LX
• Sat, 15:45: RT @GaryDelaney: Some friends of mine had a baby. They didn't want to know what sex it was, instead they just preferred to wait, and see h…
• Sat, 15:47: RT @Scarfolk: NEW! "Pay your Physics Tax on time or face the dreadful consequences" (from 1976) More info: https://t.co/v5fndBn4Jx https://…
• Sat, 15:49: RT @pixelatedboat: Me, pitching to investors: This simple device takes your blood Investor: And gives you a diagnosis? Me: No
• Sat, 15:49: RT @adamjohnsonNYC: I feel like Uber hiring a million women then subsequently shit-canning them w/o severance 5yrs later for robots is peak…
• Sat, 16:05: RT @girlonthenet: Idea for @NASA: if you ever do find a planet with alien life, before you pop back home you should build a couple of pyram…
• Sat, 16:08: RT @nbadag: JON BON JOVI: ♫ i'm a cowboy / on a steel horse i ride ♫ ME: show it to me. show me the robot horse
• Sat, 16:12: RT @0xa59a2d: This anti-gambling advertisement sounds a bit ominous out of context. https://t.co/6VSEOWQRIQ
• Sat, 16:15: RT @garwboy: I like that 'Why I'll never date a feminist' article going around. Makes me think my 'Why I refuse to win a Nobel prize' piece…

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