My tweets

• Fri, 14:02: RT @Pinboard: “We’ve redesigned our site for a better experience” = “You will now need to click on ‘classic view’ every time you visit”
• Fri, 14:08: RT @BlindChow: i texted random strangers trying to trick them into finishing my owl joke http://t.co/oiePAelUCB
• Fri, 14:13: RT @nicklockwood: The hardest problem in computer science is fighting the urge to solve a different, more interesting problem than the one…
• Fri, 16:42: RT @TheOnion: Study: Red Meat Takes Years Off Of Cow's Life https://t.co/G3etTIz26U https://t.co/Tk8HhKCFfs
• Fri, 16:45: RT @FakeScience: Bold. https://t.co/0kDkuOqief
• Fri, 16:49: RT @SoVeryBritish: Worrying you hadn't ended the call before you let out the customary end-of-chat deep sigh
• Sat, 00:20: RT @EmrgencyKittens: oh look, she's climbable! https://t.co/Dq0e3us9Sv
• Sat, 00:21: RT @GuyEndoreKaiser: After he loses, everyone who supported Trump should have to spend a year on an island where he gets to make all the de…