- Mon, 16:52: RT @tfswebb: whenever you see those weirdly orientalist "untranslatable words in foreign languages" articles, think of this https://t.co/RP…
- Mon, 16:59: RT @aparnapkin: A bad analogy is like a cucumber
- Mon, 17:00: RT @SoVeryBritish: 11am "Have we decided where for lunch yet?" 1pm "Look, I really don't mind" 3pm "I think they've stopped serving" 4p…
- Mon, 17:01: RT @aedison: HENRY: Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more! [THREE WEEKS PASS] ME: omg just seeing this :( how was the beach or…
- Mon, 23:02: RT @MikeCatSU: i cant believe this is a canon comic https://t.co/eLa8uwRiPO
- Mon, 23:31: RT @wikisext: sext: you think in layers...i understand british humour
- Tue, 13:31: RT @LordJuiblex: Horror story at the pharmacy. https://t.co/59GomFyhLF
- Tue, 14:29: RT @disappointment: Talking about my mum and my phone just lit up and Googled Loose Women. I just got yomama'd by a massive corporation. Fa…