- Wed, 14:40: RT @TheLincoln: So... humpback whales and orcas are having a planetary whale war right now https://t.co/JD8gSojO2P https://t.co/mrvWSAm86X
- Wed, 16:07: So *you're* the guy who's been waking us up every morning? What a cock! https://t.co/WUCabNbY4S
- Wed, 22:25: RT @EmrgencyKittens: Charlie bit my finger! https://t.co/XPwRn3gKZu
- Wed, 22:25: RT @loudmouthjulia: America, I know it is a tough time for your political system right now, but this is what's happening in Canada. https:/…
- Wed, 22:29: RT @DanKaszeta: Reality TV idea: We build a fake White House and put Trump in it and tell him he's president. Film the whole thing.
- Wed, 22:31: RT @TwopTwips: NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM. Attract more teenage visitors by rebranding as 'The Zoo of The Dead'. (via @DCALTWIT)
- Wed, 22:50: RT @MemberOfSpecies: A variant of Soylent that operates on a weighted mix of Maslow levels to satisfy all the average person's daily needs.