- Wed, 07:10: RT @jonswaine: Ted Cruz ends campaign by accidentally hitting, elbowing his wife in the face https://t.co/epO1tzKgTT
- Wed, 07:48: RT @malki: *consults the rules* It DOES say a dog cannot play football but you're right, it does NOT say that a dog cannot unilaterally ame…
- Wed, 07:55: RT @Vahn16: I have never felt closer to gorillas than I do right now https://t.co/fo6neyMY2W https://t.co/GiS2ctHZFI
- Wed, 08:07: RT @LordManley: An entirely blank van, apart from the social media share buttons. https://t.co/1Tlt4c1Hik
- Wed, 08:13: RT @TheStrangeLog: Fix that should stop the humans giving birth to horses
- Wed, 09:41: RT @thedailymash: Tests ‘prepare children for constantly being judged by idiots’ https://t.co/0i1e2FHCfs https://t.co/O8sqDmFows