My tweets

• Fri, 09:54: RT @simula77: Browsing the fiction section... https://t.co/r9XkGrvU8N
• Fri, 10:06: RT @TeaAndCopy: TYLER: The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club ME: Yeah obviously haha [gets out phone] https://t…
• Fri, 10:37: RT @caseytduncan: I can't participate in knock-knock jokes without experiencing an existential crisis. Really, who is there? That's the q…
• Fri, 11:02: Inspiring talk from one of our professors sir: "We define 'premature' death as death before 70. So I'm safe."
• Fri, 11:14: "They say we have a global epidemic of non-communicable disease. We haven't! We've got an epidemic of ∗surviving long enough to die of it∗."
• Fri, 13:49: On male cancer: "We don't have breasts, just intestines." On longevity: "The elderly are costly. Economically speaking, you should kill us."
• Fri, 13:57: Citation needed! I asked my nutritional epidemiologist colleague about these. She frowned, "I'm not a theologian." https://t.co/HPiG3yh3zP
• Fri, 14:48: RT @jamiesmart: Look at this cold frog though https://t.co/HQeB0EMeJ2
• Fri, 14:55: RT @SoVeryBritish: Slowly coming to terms with the fact that your cold will never fully go away
• Fri, 15:01: RT @thedailymash: Britain could move to a one-day week if everyone stopped dicking around https://t.co/O06VXOSBKX

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