My tweets

• Sat, 14:38: RT @TheOnion: New Study Finds Running For 20 Minutes Each Day Could Add Years Of Soreness To Life https://t.co/qopFTZshFE https://t.co/Yinv…
• Sat, 14:39: RT @ComplicatedGame: Princess is disappointed that poor weather has delayed her hot air balloon flight. @MYSADCAT @mirabarhillel https://t.…
• Sat, 14:40: RT @existentialcoms: Humans are a lot like turtles: strong on the outside, but pretty much stupid idiots about anything that matters.
• Sat, 14:53: RT @Brainmage: I want to get into rope bondage but I think I have trussed issues.
• Sat, 15:06: RT @mallelis: "what's a cool, normal graphic that will remind our audience that monks are friendly and on line" https://t.co/m36YtJuECz
• Sat, 15:07: RT @GaryDelaney: When you assume I'm happy to join you in playing a donkey in panto you make an ass out of u and me.
• Sat, 15:08: RT @BoobsRadley: Wow, it's not even noon and I've already lost weight and had three healthy romantic relationships.
• Sat, 15:30: RT @MadddScience: https://t.co/LB8kSYnurZ https://t.co/VrgOk1ImE9
• Sat, 15:39: RT @DeityOfReligion: A raven that says "nevermore" An armadillo that says "occasionally" A koala that says "far out, dude!" A slime mold th…
• Sat, 15:40: RT @QuantityOfGood: A website where Boromir rates the walkability of different neighborhoods

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