My tweets

• Sat, 00:09: RT @ChefyStephie: When I die, I want this as my obituary. https://t.co/jjckHtuRSE
• Sat, 05:49: RT @DMReporter: TITS: Miley Cyrus wears fake boobs, gets censored. Kate Moss shows boobs, gets printed. Go figure. https://t.co/QlK7BQ49ac
• Sat, 05:51: RT @thedailymash: Daily Mail exactly the same in parallel universe where Nazis won https://t.co/cjdjVzDLOH https://t.co/EP08YZa0Qb
• Sat, 05:51: RT @lukesurl: Those are #hashtags? Oh, I've been assuming they were python comments and haven't parsed them
• Sat, 06:07: RT @GlennyRodge: My girlfriend just said I was rubbish at describing her. She's got a cheek.
• Sat, 06:31: RT @mallelis: I'm NORMAL and I have the APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF FEELINGS for people at the RIGHT TIMES
• Sat, 10:45: RT @Brainmage: Daily reminder that Tory politicians are ACTUAL CARTOON VILLAINS https://t.co/aZx2pohDZz
• Sat, 10:56: RT @arealliveghost: the best thing about doing something is zeroing out your Number of Consecutive Things Flaked On meter
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