My tweets

• Mon, 18:38: RT @undeadmolly: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Mom found your copy of https://t.co/bRVQFAhGLB
• Mon, 21:20: It's possible that I may have gone a little overboard on this presentation... https://t.co/vIJbaQ6lhE
• Mon, 23:36: RT @BoobsRadley: If you ever clumsily upend your entire purse, a good way to avoid embarrassment is to bellow "Behold my treasures!" and do…
• Mon, 23:53: RT @ZachWeiner: Bertrand Russell had a farm. EE-I-EE-I-O And in that that farm there were all farms. EE-I-EE-I-O
• Mon, 23:54: RT @petfurniture: it's like church, only it's just me in a empty room yelling WHERE YOU CHOOSE TO FOCUS YOUR ATTENTION DETERMINES EVERYTHIN…
• Tue, 05:39: RT @existentialcoms: Just FYI, if you emailed me and I didn't answer, it's probably because you emailed me some stupid shit.
• Tue, 05:47: RT @wikisext: sext: you gradually toss my rumpled up tee shirt over the snakes head and upper body as i distract my snake with the stick
• Tue, 07:38: RT @TeddyDief: cool i'll bookmark this article for later https://t.co/fSkkwKNO5i