My tweets

• Wed, 13:41: RT @floatingatoll: “But it’s not their fault; we hired them when we shouldn’t have.” Rewriting Dorsey’s severance. http://t.co/dxbuymkQlL
• Wed, 13:43: RT @CurlOfGradient: Don't you see? The problem was within you the whole time!
• Wed, 13:49: RT @aedison: STORYTELLING 101 –Who? –What? –Wait, what? –What!? –...What? –Why? –WHAT? –What on Earth..? –Whoa, hold on. What? –What.
• Wed, 16:18: This lecture from a Professor Sir was just interrupted by the phone of another Professor Sir. I'm secretly hoping that this ends in a duel.
• Wed, 16:23: … I imagine it'd begin in a journal's letters page, proceed to papers criticising each other's eponymous methods, & end in a joust.
• Wed, 22:24: RT @TheOnion: Witnesses were horrified to see this little shit not skate right down an open manhole. http://t.co/vKURUdWhXc http://t.co/CLV…
• Thu, 07:28: RT @ZachWeiner: How do you know induction works? It always has. How do you know contradiction works? Suppose it didn't.
• Thu, 10:56: RT @thedailymash: Women under increasing pressure to have dragons http://t.co/KnxgTz74Gr http://t.co/wzQO45BHbg
• Thu, 10:56: RT @DMReporter: SCIENCE: The very definition of extrapolating a story… http://t.co/mSeRSI0OMp
• Thu, 12:00: RT @thedailymash: Traffic lights ‘holding back aspirational drivers’ http://t.co/zVvobyfr6Y http://t.co/w8llh3N091
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