My tweets

• Sun, 13:40: RT @pattymo: Reading your tweets http://t.co/MVLi7lCAY6
• Sun, 13:53: RT @Brainmage: No no NO come on this is ridiculous http://t.co/ng9RFXrM6C
• Sun, 20:10: RT @WellyTopping: Correct me if I'm wrong here, but is a British general threatening a military coup in the Sunday Times?! http://t.co/FVQP…
• Sun, 20:11: RT @grahamsleight: The more I think about it, the more I conclude this was a warning NOT TO INVENT THE INTERNET. http://t.co/Si1LSDTXsS
• Sun, 20:12: RT @DLin71: Fascinating chart showing the strong correlation between the Shanghai Composite Index and a map of Virginia http://t.co/OB48meL…
• Mon, 07:09: I love inferring an unknown news story from the Twitter jokes forming around it. Currently I see the silhouette of… our PM fucking a pig?
• Mon, 07:25: RT @mallelis: I don't want to be fine, I want to be universally beloved and never die and people who have died come alive again to love me …
• Mon, 07:38: RT @jfruh: [is a very well educated young man who really wants to be PM some day] "stick yr dick in the pig, dave" [thinks "yes, this makes…
• Mon, 08:27: RT @thedailymash: Britons wearily accept that their prime minister put his cock in a pig’s mouth http://t.co/A5OwIqxUTa http://t.co/JUbMhZN…
• Mon, 09:02: RT @MadelnCanada: The most Canadian picture ever. http://t.co/gOo7rRwWIj