My tweets

• Thu, 20:52: RT @amateuradam: .@Beyonce How about this for a Twitter bio? “Assessing people’s readiness for jelly since 2001.” You’re welcome.
• Thu, 20:59: RT @TheOnion: Study Finds Working At Work Improves Productivity http://t.co/S1KQOeeaUQ http://t.co/T5N3TI4yEx
• Thu, 21:18: RT @thedailymash: ‘Straight Pride’ parade organiser gives up after realising all parades are a bit camp http://t.co/jo0ufGcxr5
• Thu, 22:22: RT @JakeSwearingen: ty @Shutterstock for making me feel… anything. truly stock photography is the axe for the frozen sea inside us http://t…
• Thu, 22:55: RT @TheOnion: Sexist Men Found To Be Bigger Losers http://t.co/SaJpN9rVFz #WhatDoYouThink? http://t.co/T40hkflk6s
• Fri, 00:40: RT @ThePatanoiac: BOOKS IN JARS: http://t.co/QJAFSW7bd0 http://t.co/jg6iASAQUu
• Fri, 00:47: RT @FrameOfStack: "Have you tried setting up a narrative in which talking about the problem is an important means to its solution?"
• Fri, 00:58: RT @Wangleberry: .@FrogCroakley 🎵 Picture a whale with a hummingbird's head 🎵 🎵 It's a fever dream vision of hell 🎵
• Fri, 00:59: RT @Wangleberry: .@FrogCroakley 🎵 One is too big and the other's too small 🎵 🎵 They're conjoined by an unholy spell 🎵
• Fri, 00:59: RT @Wangleberry: .@FrogCroakley 🎵 (Ohhh) There's a wizard who needs to be stopped 🎵 🎵 (Yeah) There's a wizard that needs to be stopped...

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