My tweets

• Wed, 12:55: RT @Betfairpoker: Finally some good news: http://t.co/TvBhGBf3hB
• Wed, 20:40: RT @mallelis: Those medieval monks are back and this time they're inventing bestiaries http://t.co/lQXtN0VAPQ
• Wed, 20:41: RT @wikisext: sext: i try not to make my partner uncomfortable while you introduce yourself if necessary
• Thu, 07:42: RT @acroll: What if every time you play pacman on Google Maps you're helping a self-driving car evade the cops?
• Thu, 07:46: RT @GlennyRodge: [Lion & horse in restaurant] Lion: 2 prawn cocktails to start. Waiter: And for your mains? Lion: He'll have a brush & I…
• Thu, 07:57: RT @Cryptoterra: whoever named horseradish probably did not get to name another vegetable after that
• Thu, 08:00: RT @forgeoftruth: "The pharmacist dispenses with accuracy.", a sentence which is its own opposite.
• Thu, 08:01: RT @MaskOfFace: The trick is realising there's more than one trick.
• Thu, 08:02: RT @slatestarcodex: "Sheep can't have sex changes!" Tom said, heedless of the ramifications.