My tweets

• Fri, 13:36: Work discussion: "We need to develop placebo bananas."
• Fri, 13:37: Work discussion: "It would be *so helpful* if we could raise identical twins in boxes. You wouldn't even need that many of them."
• Fri, 23:21: RT @WstonesOxfordSt: The Waterstones website's down until early next week. Here's a version to cut out and stick on your screen until then …