My tweets

• Mon, 23:29: RT @TwopTwips: CONVINCE people that you are a swan by breaking their arms when they annoy you. (via @chribhibble)
• Mon, 23:30: RT @Pundamentalism: Don't know if I'm more concerned that these exist, or that they didn't call them 'Birds Eye Potato ROFLs'. http://t.co/…
• Tue, 08:17: RT @mallelis: You can't prove Ernest Hemingway WASN'T three dowagers standing on each other's shoulders wearing a raincoat. Simple math. Me…