- Thu, 08:32: RT @cambridgeblue10: [Enters lift] "Top floor?" "I tend to misunderstand obvious questions." #1PUN
- Thu, 08:42: RT @FakeScience: Oh no. We found five big science bloopers in Interstellar! http://t.co/W6rBtIqwYg http://t.co/kdVCJMwuxS
- Thu, 08:43: RT @WorstMuse: Show, don't tell: try replacing adjectives with emoji.