My tweets

• Sat, 18:38: RT @cox_tom: I wonder who invented the term "cat burglar". Presumably it was someone whose cat didn't shout "FUCKING LOOK! IT'S ME!" each t…
• Sun, 09:30: RT @sockington: TROT TROT TROT TROT sit WAS THIS ROOM IN NEED OF A CAT OR MERELY IN WANT OF A CAT well regardless problem solved
• Sun, 10:37: RT @mallelis: *business voice* my card http://t.co/bwdHgvc70A