My plan to use the weekend to write somewhat deeper posts is thwarted by my brain's current unwillingness to focus, a problem that is seemingly only exacerbated by having more time in which to try. Luckily, I have a recommendation for which an elaborate post would actually be inappropriate: ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS (
allcapsanimals). As the subtitle promises, it's just what it sounds like: photo of animal(s), short text vignette, Caps Lock always on. It's patchy, but has a pretty good hit rate, and even when the text isn't great you're still looking at a nice photo of (for example) a bear, a bug, some birds, or a cat riding a pony. And because it's tumblr it's got a nifty visual archive page that you can trawl through at your leisure.
Look:
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Look:
ARE YOU OLDER THAN JESUS?
No.
ARE YOU OLDER THAN PLASTIC?
Yes.
DID YOU INVENT PLASTIC?
No.
WILL YOU THROW THE RINGS FROM PLASTIC SODA BOTTLES AT ME SO I CAN PLAY WITH THEM?
Yes.
I LOVE YOU.