Preserved Ephemera

• 13:13 The hotel astonished me by playing a muzak version of Enya. How could anyone decide that 'Orinnoco Flow' needed to be toned down a bit? #
• 20:19 If I'd have caught the train, I'd have missed the rainbow. #
• 23:14 Disadvantages to having a girlfriend:
  1) You get out of practice in sleeping on your own.
  2) ...
  3) That's all #

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