Listen up, here's the plan. Well, a plan

As I mentioned before, tinyjo and I plan to visit Americaland this year. Between us, we have formulated a nascent plan. Before we commit to anything, though, I thought I'd lay it out here and allow a couple of days for people in the know to say, for example, "No, you fools! No-one without expertise in firearms could drive through Maryland and live to tell the tale!" or "If you arrive a day earlier you could come to my party." or "I had somehow missed your original poll, but would like to take this opportunity to express my interest in sleeping with at least one of you after all." Also, if you offered (or would like to offer) theoretical crash space, now's the time to say how likely that's looking in practice.

Here's the plan as it stands currently. If you do have any warnings or promises along those lines, please speak up...

From	To	By	Arriving
London	Baltimore	Plane	14 May
Baltimore	Toronto	Car	17 May
Toronto	Chicago	Car	20 May
Chicago	Las Vegas	Plane	22 May
Las Vegas	San Francisco	Car	29 May
San Francisco	London	Plane	04 June