My tweets

• Sat, 09:59: RT @lizbatty: georg, who lives in a cave and has over 131,000 teeth, is an outlier adn should not have been counted https://t.co/jc4b1XaHLk
• Sat, 10:00: RT @dackquiri: It's a delicious sandwich—unfortunately most people only order it on white bread without the tomato and refuse to believe th…
• Sat, 10:07: RT @RestartProject: "Why Nothing Works Anymore" https://t.co/tZbjay31O5
• Sat, 10:16: RT @jonnysun: INTERVIEWER: do u have any questions for us ME: a cat woud totaly own a cat but a dog woud never own a dog INTERVIEWER: thatS…
• Sat, 10:16: RT @Myrmecos: My phone autocorrects to "duck" too. https://t.co/REowO2etrJ
• Sat, 10:17: RT @thedailymash: ‘Who needs MPs?’ says UKIP https://t.co/1eP5LJhpo7 https://t.co/O4ff6ph9q1
• Sat, 10:20: RT @Pundamentalism: As the son of a pâtissier in a rough area of Paris, I worked hard to escape the gâteau.
• Sat, 10:23: RT @panmidwest: GOD: i'm going to tell you the name by which you may call me throughout all generations MOSES: no way GOD: yahweh MOSES:…