My tweets

• Thu, 12:18: RT @TwopTwips: CAT OWNERS. Convince yourself you are in control by ordering your cat to sleep, eat and scratch your furniture to bits. (via…
• Thu, 17:24: RT @jennastoya: my cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water https://t.co/t9LfWwhbwh
• Thu, 22:45: RT @JessicaKRoy: it's time for my favorite thing about snow days: teens replying to my dad about school being canceled https://t.co/0dc8TwB…
• Thu, 23:08: RT @abstex: When u try reductio ad absurdum and you end up describing basic humanity https://t.co/zeGH2AD2pM
• Fri, 07:21: RT @ACLU: We have been saying this for a while. https://t.co/JFpVlTYUZm
• Fri, 07:21: RT @caseyjohnston: “oh no, not court” —judges
• Fri, 07:54: RT @Brendy_C: "i've got the strangest feeling..." https://t.co/0ohAY9hDTP
• Fri, 08:41: RT @TheToddWilliams: Keep an open mind but not so much that people can poke it and make your arm do weird things.
• Fri, 08:43: RT @jitka: i'm hungry like the wolf, assuming that we are talking about this wolf http://t.co/TkokqPUZ14
• Fri, 08:43: RT @mode7games: COMPUTER: I can render the shimmering fantasy worlds of your dreams 60 times a second ME: search some emails for a string…

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