My tweets

• Tue, 05:50: RT @grobb2000: Pretty sure this is an ad for hell https://t.co/kKP4QvryPI
• Tue, 05:51: RT @gabiedelstein: Google I think you're missing the point https://t.co/mN0mHjEdkK
• Tue, 05:52: RT @rygorous: FUN FACT: "Internet of Things" is the colloquial short form of the longer term "Internet of Things that should not be on the…
• Tue, 07:37: RT @rolldiggity: Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand.
• Tue, 08:11: RT @danjan13: I am this except completely opposite at every turn. https://t.co/Brmsl6uj3d
• Tue, 16:00: RT @EndhooS: Baby bear: Who's been eating my porridge? Goldilocks: [finishing her Egg McMuffin] LMAO, Are you serious? Go ask the 1920s ya…