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Tue, 17:10: RT @studiesincrap: the only proper response to "Who watches the watchmen?" is "who shortens the short shorts?"
Tue, 21:33: RT @TwopTwips: COUNCILLORS. Avoid being mistaken for counsellors by making it clear you don't give a fuck about people or their problems. /â¦
Tue, 22:01: RT @HealthUntoDeath: Academics should accept Brexit result as otherwise it might look like we have expert knowledge. Gr8 stuff from the heaâ¦
Tue, 22:07: RT @leonardpierce: Jack Chick's woozy dialogue was Weird Twitter before there was Weird Twitter and none of y'all will admit that
Tue, 22:13: RT @pinupteacher: How to be a grown up at work: Replace "Fuck you" with "Ok, great"
Tue, 22:14: RT @notalogin: Guy: What do you do? Me: I tell jokes on Twitter G:No, I mean, what do you do to support yourself? Me: I tell myself that thâ¦
Tue, 22:16: RT @legendofchelda: https://t.co/Njsms4A23b
Tue, 22:16: RT @dafloydsta: INTERVIEWER: We're looking for someone who is good with people ME: *grabbing my stuff* Good luck with your search
Wed, 05:52: RT @TheOnion: UN Names Wonder Woman As Ambassador https://t.co/DXpezyHmVj #WhatDoYouThink https://t.co/ynAhhHpnFu
Wed, 05:56: RT @jonnysun: me: [not self-aware enough to realize that self-loathing isnt the same thimg as self-awareness] the trait i value most is selâ¦

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Oct. 26th, 2016