My tweets

• Tue, 19:49: RT @studiesincrap: Women attracted to your confident charisma like to be offended and then laughed at. Only you should be listened to. http…
• Tue, 19:51: RT @ClickHole: How Much Do You Give A Fuck About The Difference Between Dugongs And Manatees? https://t.co/lXdghcDYV9 https://t.co/6LD5sb1R…
• Tue, 19:59: RT @ojedge: https://t.co/59JGpDJ88f
• Tue, 21:22: RT @FrogCroakley: Horror SF pitch: first contact with an advanced alien species that, by coincidence, turns out to adhere EXACTLY to UK 'la…
• Tue, 21:28: RT @caityweaver: @caityweaver How to Talk to a Woman Who Appears To Be a Cat But You're Pretty Sure a Witch Just Turned This Beautiful Woma…
• Tue, 22:11: RT @AlexWattsEsq: How to talk to a woman i. Sometimes don't ii. You can't talk to all women iii. That's obviously impossible iv. Don't talk…
• Wed, 08:35: RT @therealeatwood: HIM: I’m sorry I said you try to sound like a librarian ME: This apology is long overdue