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Thu, 08:20: RT @EmrgencyKittens: https://t.co/V6Qwyhpkru
Thu, 08:20: RT @tomgara: This is definitely the deepest and most metaphysical question posed by NYC subway ticket machines https://t.co/47mXKMvsma
Thu, 14:15: RT @dysondoc: Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France. https://t.co/RTeQ2KGr02
Thu, 14:17: RT @gideondefoe: Oh, nice CV, 22 year old gid, going to get a lot of top jobs off the back of that transparent lie https://t.co/9BhKmCHIfA
Thu, 16:30: RT @KimKierkegaard: My boo is back in town. I am referring to my inescapable melancholy.
Thu, 17:30: Player... https://t.co/4xr8lpwNwC https://t.co/etzzOFJgfH
Thu, 23:25: RT @davedittell: if a police officer asks u what ur up to don't answer "crimes" really, really fast. the faster u answer "crimes" the worse…
Thu, 23:27: RT @davedittell: thank God for Batman vs. Superman, after months of Presidential debates it'll be a relief to finally see two narcissistic …

Fri, 09:30: RT @eFeL_: RPG 레벨 1과 80의 차이 https://t.co/k92wIzkw4B
Fri, 09:32: RT @misterspidergod: Easter-wise, "Doubting Thomas" is a dick thing to call a guy who didn't think his dead friend was alive again. "Scient…
Fri, 09:32: RT @MicroSFF: He wore his fitness monitor every day. After update, it had a new line: '2 thoughts'. "That can't be right", he thought. It t…
Fri, 09:50: RT @YourTextSpoken: I don't mess around with Ouija boards anymore. They always asked me stuff like "who's there?" "whats ur name?" "can u t…
Fri, 09:51: RT @flaviousthebaer: RUL 1 of personl bancking is, DONT US a cash mashin if insted of a card slot its gott a mouth of flessh or any sortt o…

Mar. 25th, 2016