My tweets

• Fri, 00:12: RT @viadear: Confusing the word, "jacuzzi" with, "yakuza" has gotten me in hot water with the Japanese mafia more than once.
• Fri, 00:17: RT @benjancewicz: I didn't realize USA TODAY was so big. https://t.co/DBTK4BHSLw
• Fri, 00:26: RT @existentialcoms: Imagine a world identical to ours in every way, but there were no thought experiments...
• Fri, 00:30: RT @StarWipe: Coldplay’s Chris Martin Reveals The Secret To His Music: Being Miserable https://t.co/DpgxU6MMJT https://t.co/TRCHPyO1Ns
• Fri, 00:33: RT @TheOnion: Depraved Masochist Enjoys Following The News https://t.co/bUcS1Wr59j https://t.co/QqXmSrPiIx
• Fri, 00:48: RT @WookieOnUnicorn: missed connection: you were at home streaming Netflix. I was at a different home, also streaming Netflix
• Fri, 10:06: RT @LynyrdSremmurd: sweet memes are made of these / who am i to disagree? / from a pissed off cat to a frog with his tea / everybody's look…