My tweets

• Thu, 14:30: RT @internetofshit: *phone rings* MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW https://t.co/sddIfPVRQ0
• Thu, 16:16: RT @SmokySunday: My novel is set in an alternate universe where characters speak very explicitly about their motivations.
• Thu, 17:23: RT @LindaRegber: Data Humor https://t.co/iKRbi4I6xW
• Thu, 17:25: RT @Scarfolk: NEW! "Facts do not serve the best interests of a successful government". More info here: https://t.co/kyq2MptMZo https://t.co…
• Thu, 23:51: RT @jonnysun: INVENTOR OF SOUP: [holding water in one hand and sandwich in the other] wat if… wat if water was mor like sandwich
• Thu, 23:52: RT @existentialcoms: Just once, before I die, I'd like to discover the secret to eternal life.
• Thu, 23:55: RT @jhermann: The guy who invented golden retrievers has by far the most cartoonishly English name I've ever heard http://t.co/D6f67abtiX
• Fri, 00:37: RT @ThePatanoiac: Be careful with excessive capitalization. There's a huge difference between the phrases "for the time being" and "for the…