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Mon, 12:23: RT @revdancatt: Datapoint: All invoices I sent out with photos of cats on in 2015 were paid within 35 days. Although there’s no test group …
Mon, 12:24: RT @MicroSFF: "Before we erase a memory, we take a backup, in case you regret it." "And if not?" "After twenty years, it is anonymised and …
Mon, 12:32: RT @ObjectOfObjects: Tip: ignore requests by generalizing. E.g.: "Please wash your dishes after you use them." "OK, from now on I will try …
Mon, 12:33: RT @VesselOfSpirit: "do i do a double take? very well then i do a double take. i am large, i contain multitudes" - wait whatman
Mon, 14:22: RT @archon: #NASA footage proves Pluto's aliens enjoy hex-based #wargames. #AvalonHill to launch expedition. https://t.co/32pBpE31zK
Mon, 20:08: RT @dracos: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, I should automate it.
Mon, 20:17: RT @TheOnion: Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack https://t.co/sB7qflsj1P https://t.co/p4YmyN2gp6
Tue, 08:56: RT @studiesincrap: When i was ten i wished all movies could be like Star Wars or Indiana Jones, and I'm very very sorry, everybody
Tue, 09:22: RT @littlegemma: Heard someone at the gym refer to American Football as "the Armoured Leather Egg Fight".

Dec. 8th, 2015