My tweets

• Sat, 07:10: RT @TheOnion: 43 Shootings Committed By U.S. Toddlers This Year http://t.co/NuaRWXnJ74 #WhatDoYouThink? http://t.co/K8L0vOIrEN
• Sat, 07:14: RT @internetsdairy: So magnets can make you less religious and racist..? http://t.co/JagRV3SkMV Fuckin' magnets.
• Sat, 07:51: RT @SoVeryBritish: "Anywhere's fine" "Here?" "No"
• Sat, 08:17: RT @hannahnicklin: Ideal adblock service: * There is a global basic income * People only make things for the internet that they want to * N…
• Sat, 08:32: RT @MicroSFF: The emperor had a ring that turned him into a cat. This let him wander, and enjoy his time. One day he thought "Why return?" …
• Sat, 08:43: RT @ceejoyner: falsifying results from 3 years of orca speech research to cover up their brutal riffing on my haircut and jeans
• Sat, 08:45: RT @felixsalmon: “If you haven’t configured the kettle, it’s trivially easy for hackers to find your house and take over your kettle” http:…