My tweets

• Mon, 14:56: RT @Jeffwni: No, you EMPHASIZE the wrong word.
• Mon, 22:39: RT @Brainmage: Hey girl, are you Mortal Kombat? Cuz I have loads of fun with you but I'll be damned if I can pull off a decent finisher.
• Mon, 22:39: RT @flaviousthebaer: OH NO I MADE A MISTAKK, SHES NOT A FEMM FATALE, SHES JUST SOM WOMAN WHO KILS YUO!!!
• Mon, 22:54: RT @GlennyRodge: When interviewing for a job as a waiter, tell the interviewer you bring a lot to the table. At this point, offer your hand…
• Tue, 07:16: RT @ThePatanoiac: "Judgement Day was interesting." He took another sip of the lukewarm decaf. "Nobody back then expected that angels would …
• Tue, 07:16: RT @ThePatanoiac: "So, all of humanity failed?" "Yeah man." He shrugged. "God gave us all the whole 'I'm not mad, just disappointed' routin…
• Tue, 07:37: RT @Recurnnnnnnnnnn: Retweet if you think this tweet is sincere and you sincerely like it or if you think it is ironic and you like it iron…
• Tue, 07:49: RT @VoidOfSpace: Feints within feints, thoughts about thoughts, meta about meta, recursion of recursion
• Tue, 07:51: RT @MaskOfFace: With great power comes great opportunities to delegate responsibility.
• Tue, 08:04: RT @MakerOfDecision: I perform April fools jokes that are so meta-ironic, they actually are identical to, and indistinguishable from, not b…

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