My tweets

• Sun, 13:01: RT @JennaGuillaume: Not much happened in Harry Potter, basically http://t.co/Ef7JNo8I1x
• Sun, 13:30: RT @_youhadonejob: That's not how it works. http://t.co/jex1F9v5wa
• Sun, 13:35: RT @RealDMitchell: My Observer column today is about bishops and badgers, and the very different ways they both get a hard time. http://t.c…
• Sun, 15:24: RT @Pundamentalism: Image editors - make your job sound cooler by saying you work in 'photo-bomb disposal'.
• Sun, 21:27: RT @SoVeryBritish: "Each to their own" - Translation: You're wrong, but never mind
• Sun, 21:27: RT @cox_tom: Cat: "Hi. Can I sit on you?" Me: "Is this because you're covered in rain?" Cat: "No. That's a coincidence." Me: "Ok." Cat: "Dr…
• Mon, 07:47: RT @studiesincrap: Travolta tears off his face and wig to reveal he's been played by Nic Cage since 2010
• Mon, 07:53: RT @paullicino: No more work today, I suppose. http://t.co/iZ2ujSOYfi
• Mon, 08:01: RT @CloneOfSnow: http://t.co/WlaBLa7API