My tweets

• Tue, 07:34: RT @FoodPit: Stars Cream, Balham. Intergalactic dairy run by a duplicitous robot plane thing. Tenuous. 1/5
• Tue, 07:41: RT @_Enanem_: - "I'll be back, you mark my words!". ~ Me to my English teacher, 1983.
• Tue, 07:49: RT @HackerNewsOnion: Top 9 Reasons Arrays Are Confusing, You Won’t Believe #0
• Tue, 07:50: RT @TwopTwips: PRETEND you're 'favouriting' what somebody says in real life by gently stroking their face and walking away. (via @JoineeHo…
• Tue, 07:50: RT @TwopTwips: GUIDE CATS are ideal for blind parkour enthusiasts. (via @joeheenan)
• Tue, 07:53: RT @gareth_harrison: @Scarfolk logic http://t.co/TR5vdmyAdc