My tweets

• Fri, 21:54: Last night Taran (3) ran up to me, shouted "I'm a mole!" & headbutted me in the groin, so that's two reasons why I won't be having kids…
• Fri, 22:07: I think this is ∗supposed∗ to be reassuring: http://t.co/vUwAel63LF
• Fri, 22:14: (In retrospect, those last 2 tweets look a bit harsh on Taran. I should clarify that they're not directly related. He's quite sweet really.)
• Fri, 22:33: RT @cox_tom: Ghost kittens like to hover above people at night. Place charms and herbs on your bed to repel them. #kittenadvice http://t.co…
• Fri, 22:42: RT @fart: 2 CATS 2 CURIOUS