My tweets

• Thu, 14:22: Life-hack: If you're in a public toilet & someone's phone makes a noise, pretend that it was a gamification app awarding them an achievement
• Thu, 14:23: Examples: Hygiene Hero - Attain a hand-washing streak of 10 Piss Wizard - Urinate 1000 L Fortress of Solitude - Spend >30 mins in a cubicle
• Fri, 08:40: RT @amateuradam: Facebook seem be confusing a “great gift” with THE WORST IDEA IN THE WORLD. http://t.co/KwFjW8kaSA
• Fri, 08:49: RT @weedguy420boner: this fuckin guy http://t.co/b743dMRpyt
• Fri, 09:04: RT @mallelis: (the answer is "YES but not in the way you think it is!") http://t.co/YDURqrEAzo http://t.co/0r1JMZMHa6